Please pick only one post type!!

releasings:

my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her

well done abbey you alienated all your friends again

my self hate is unending

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burninggreen:

myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

holy shit

where the fuck did this N obsession come from

yep i missed the bus because my mum insists on putting my shoes outside without telling me so i spend 10 minutes searching for them

this is exactly what I need on my first day of work when I’m already super fucking nervous about using the tills cuz I’m probably gonna fuck up

Fuck today I just want to go back to bed

chuuni:

Did I ever tell you I am batty for crobat?

Hugh Jackman Fought to Show You His Naked Ass ▷

valeria2067:

myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours:

I land back in 1973 - this is what the script says - I wake up next to a girl who I don’t remember, and I get out of bed wearing boxer shorts. I was like, ‘I don’t know about America, but in Australia if you’re next to a really good looking girl, you’re not getting out with boxer shorts on or briefs or anything.’ So yeah, I went commando. […]

They bought a bright green sock for me to wear and I was like, this is kinda drawing more attention than less. They said no, we need bright green, like a green screen, so if you bend over or turn around, and we need to erase anything, we can. I said that’s even weirder. They said please put it on, but the end of the first take I was like ‘Ermm, it’s gone, I don’t know where it is.’”

I just gonna leave this here

Bless this man.

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