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my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her

well done abbey you alienated all your friends again

my self hate is unending






sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

holy shit

where the fuck did this N obsession come from

yep i missed the bus because my mum insists on putting my shoes outside without telling me so i spend 10 minutes searching for them

this is exactly what I need on my first day of work when I’m already super fucking nervous about using the tills cuz I’m probably gonna fuck up

Fuck today I just want to go back to bed


Did I ever tell you I am batty for crobat?

Hugh Jackman Fought to Show You His Naked Ass ▷



I land back in 1973 - this is what the script says - I wake up next to a girl who I don’t remember, and I get out of bed wearing boxer shorts. I was like, ‘I don’t know about America, but in Australia if you’re next to a really good looking girl, you’re not getting out with boxer shorts on or briefs or anything.’ So yeah, I went commando. […]

They bought a bright green sock for me to wear and I was like, this is kinda drawing more attention than less. They said no, we need bright green, like a green screen, so if you bend over or turn around, and we need to erase anything, we can. I said that’s even weirder. They said please put it on, but the end of the first take I was like ‘Ermm, it’s gone, I don’t know where it is.’”

I just gonna leave this here

Bless this man.

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